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Lenwood
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PAINTER: A petrifying puma or perhaps any particular panther.
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ICE WORMS: Intriguing invertebrates inherently embedded in the immense icy gorges in the grandeur of giant glaciers. These creepy crawlies cheep and chirp if conditions are complimentary to their capacity. These weird wriggling worms are without relation to real roundworms, those mediocre members of the make of Mesenchytraeus.
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WHOOPER HOPPER: A grasshopper of gargantuan girth, of the genus Goodnius gracius, guaranteed to grapple a greyhound or gobbledygook in its giant garroting grasp. Ⓦ
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SWAMP BOOGER: A perplexing piece of pompous pageantry pieced from posterior parts dully detached from a doleful deer. Any description of this decisively different decor is deficient in denoting the delirium it delivers to dozens of denizens. Forthwith, the figure is formed to feature the face of a foul and fearsome furry fellow.
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BOGER OWLS: A huge and horrendous horror that hovers on high habitually holding a human in its horrid hooks. This prodigy of protostrigidae partakes of people and pecks its prey into pieces. Its physiognomy and phizog parallel the owl in overall order. The only objection is owning to its obvious onslaught and oversize outgrowth. Ⓡ
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BOGIE-BIRD: A genial goose that, with gusto, bounds backwards. The bird is a blunder, at best a buffoon. Ⓡ
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WOWZER: A wild-eyed wildcat of the wilderness weighing two tons and towering ten times as tall as the common catamount of the coppice-covered countryside. Ⓡ
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TIMBERDOODLE: A bellowing beast boasting a brutish bite ultimately unshakable and unbreakable unless there is a thud of thunder thus thwarting the threat. Ⓦ
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RING-TAILED TOOTER: A peculiar puma with a powerful pitch. The panther’s phonic presence is pervasive pushing past the prairie and plain. Ⓡ
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MILAMO: A funny fowl that fishes for its fill of fat flatworms found far in the fens. In these waterlogged wetlands, these whale of worms waver with a weighty wriggle producing a perforation in the peat. Passing pastoral animals ambulating across these areas accidentally fall into the fissures formerly formed. Furthermore, the pheasant, finally feeding on these invertebrates, incidentally inflicts injury in of itself. In its inadvertent inefficient scheme its springy and sumptuous supper obtrudes offering the offender offhand opposition in its ocular organ. It vociferates vehemently and vocally; vexing visitors to the verdant valleys. Ⓡ
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GLAWACKUS: An aberration. An abhorrent anomaly adorned with an abnormal admixture of animal attributes. The barbarous brute boasts the bestial bearing of a boar, the callous characteristics of a Connecticut catamount coupled with the dastardly disposition of diabolical devils. The grisly glutton of Glastonbury gruesomely gorges on the little left of the livestock it lacerates. Lively leaping from the land to land, this marauding mammalian monstrosity mauls and murders. Everyday it exists to end the entire existence of each and every entity it encounters.
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GIASTICUTUS: A fantastic and fearsome feathered fellow, a full fifty feet from fringe to fringe. Oracles orate that the offender is often observed ousting oxen. Ofttimes obfuscating, the grim giant is generally guessed to be the guyustucus. On the contrary, the creatures' corresponding connotations are candidly coincidental. Ⓡ
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